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One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful!

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Laughter is the best medicine and Kaz cartoons are one of the world's most effective remedies. Over three million copies of his Nellie Nifty, RN book collections and greeting cards in five languages have helped people get well sooner. Larry's Nellie cartoons have appeared in newspapers and magazines in 21 countries and were awarded the Palma d'Oro, a coveted prize in international cartooning at the 19th International Salon of Humor in Bordighera, Italy. He is a longtime director and officer of the National Cartoonists Society. In 2005 Larry was honored with the society's prestigious Gold Key NCS Hall of Fame Award. Author by: Robert Orben Languange: en Publisher by: Doubleday Format Available: PDF, ePub, Mobi Total Read: 93 Total Download: 685 File Size: 43,9 Mb Description: THE JOKE-TELLERS HANDBOOK OR 1,999 BELLY LAUGHS ROBERT ORBEN “Good ladies, evening and gentlemen...